(Jack Davis) A proposal from Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York to close a coal-fired power plant on Puerto Rico has been denounced as “beyond devastating” to the people who actually live there.
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Olympic Committee Eases Rules, Will Allow Political Statements from Athletes
(Jack Davis) This year’s Olympics will likely come with a record number of waving fists and other such gestures now that International Olympic Committee has relaxed its rules on protests.
Study Finds Nearly 20% of Young Adults Are Wasting Prime Years Doing Absolutely Nothing
(Isa Cox) Nearly one in five young adults, ages 20-24 were neither working nor in school in the first quarter of 2021, raising concerns about the future of the American workforce should they remain unoccupied as their 20s tick on without the vital experience necessary to become a functional, contributing adult member of society.
Horrific Mystery Illness Now Leaving Wild Birds Blinded and Grounded in East
(Garion Frankel) A novel disease has been ravaging the eastern United States in 2021, and it isn’t COVID-19.
Is Anybody Home? Very Confused-Looking Biden Herded Away by Handlers
(Isa Cox) President Joe Biden has been in office for just over five months, and so far he has done nothing to quiet concerns about his mental acuity.
Trump Insiders Officially Launch New Social Media Platform
(Dillon Burroughs) Former Trump adviser Jason Miller has launched a new social media platform as a free-speech alternative to current Big Tech sites.
Californians Turn on Taps Expecting Clean Water and Find Foul Alternative, Officials Smugly Suggest They Add Lemon
(C. Douglas Golden) If you like a splash of lemon in your water, terrific. I find most trendy cafés have replaced the traditional citrus slice with cucumber these days, but you can still get a lemon in your H₂O if you ask for it.
Lab Unable to Determine Species of Fish in Popular Subway Sandwich Sample
(Brett Kershaw) There is a certain level of greatness ascribed to canned tuna — it is high in protein, inexpensive, widely accessible and one of the nation’s most popular pantry perishables.
Pentagon Releases Much Anticipated Report on UFOs, Here Are The Details
(The Federalist Papers) A major U.S. government report on UFOs released on Friday said defense and intelligence analysts lack sufficient data to determine the nature of mysterious flying objects observed by military pilots including whether they are advanced earthly technologies, atmospherics or of an extraterrestrial nature.
‘Titanic’ Blunder Leaves Biden’s DOJ in a Tight Spot, Might Have to Defend Trump from Lawsuits Over Capitol Incursion
(Grant Atkinson) So far, radical Democrats have jumped at nearly every opportunity to cast blame on former President Donald Trump for the Jan. 6 incursion into the Capitol. But in a new twist, legal experts say President Joe Biden’s Department of Justice may be forced to defend Trump in a lawsuit relating to Jan. 6.
American Transgender Runner Ruled Ineligible for This Years Olympic Trials Over World Athletics Testosterone Rule
(Erin Coates) A transgender runner has been ruled ineligible to compete in the Olympic trials because he did not meet the World Athletics’ testosterone requirements.
New Poll Reveals That Majority of Americans Overwhelmingly Believe Freedom of Religion Is Important
(C. Douglas Golden) It’s considered a bedrock U.S. value. It’s why the Pilgrims fled to the American continent. The overwhelming majority of Americans believe in the inviolability of its guarantees.
Latino Congressman Hits Back at Biden Over His ‘Latinx’ Pandering and Implying All Latinos Are Illegals
(C. Douglas Golden) A Latino Republican congressman had two messages for President Joe Biden during an appearance on Fox News this weekend:
Bombshell Wikileaks Email: Hillary Knew Wuhan Was a Bioweapon Threat in 2009
(Elizabeth Stauffer) Wikileaks obtained a cable allegedly sent by then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to the embassies of member nations of the Australia Group, which at the time was planning a plenary meeting in Paris in September 2009.
Trump-Appointed Judges Stop Biden’s Agenda Cold, And There’s More Where They Came From
(Erin Coates) Judges appointed by former President Donald Trump are creating trouble for President Joe Biden’s policies in the early months of the new administration.